Quotes
Because the players come up with such GOOD lines sometimes!
“Be… Our… Guest! Be our guest! Put our armor to the test! You're alone and you're scared, but the banquet's all prepared; Ten thousand years we've been rusting, needing feeding not just dusting…” - Rasgrid's player
“That is why so many Dwarves have spiked shoulderpads. It works like whiskers on a cat; if the spiked shoulderpads fit, so does the rest of the Dwarf.” - Rasgrid
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, sort by controversial…” - Rasgrid's player
“If the Great Camel Spirit favors anyone, that'd be the first I'd ever heard of it.” - Va'retha
“No light, no music, no art, no life.” - Skye
“Oh, now I have this urge to groom him like Makaran Poodle-Monkey.” - Chiyome
“Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Angry-Eye Goat?” - Rasgrid, to the tune of Cotton-Eye Joe
“If our reputation doesn't precede us, I'll have to sing louder…” - Rasgrid
“The Ritual of Deciding Which Way We Want To Go Through The Threshhold.” - Va'retha
“Maybe it's the ever-present despair of existence, maybe it's Maybelline.” - Va'retha's player
“BE NOT AFRAID!” Fear Check: Nat 1. “yessir” “YOU'RE AFRAID AREN'T YOU?” “yessir” “WELL STOP IT” “can'tsir” - Chiyome's player.
“You can't lockpick bread!” - Rasgrid's player.
“'One such as you?' One such as *you*? We're talking about a former elf who failed to dodge being stabbed, failed to resist being turned, failed to maintain any sort of fashion sense in the afterlife, and is now failing to defend themselves against a random collection of half-asleep adventurers who didn't even have time to put on pants? What are you going to do, stomp your feet in frustration? Oh, wait, you don't dare touch the ground because you don't want to get *stuck* in the *cheese*. If Madness wasn't already laughing hysterically, you'd certainly set him off. 'One such as you', indeed; we've got everything we need for one such as you standing here in our shorts!” - Rasgrid
“Where is pretzel on the Great Wheel of Elements?” “It's on the Pyramid of Foods, it's a different shape entirely!” _Rasgrid and Trixy's players.